that's not what you said though - I have been crushed against the rails at footy

I have nearly drowned swimming naked in the sea at midnight
I have cycled straight into a tree whist looking at a fit girl
I did very well at Trowse but never been on the snow
I have fallen off a ladder whist holding an electric saw
I have never lit a firework (apart from throwing bangers in a park!) and think organised displays should be the only way to see fireworks
I didn't die doing any of them but hated the old standing terrace and rail - always leant back on one rather than lean in front of one

Posted By: Jumbo1, Aug 1, 15:39:14