I'd love a pet monkey 🐒

Not a tonto hatstand one that would rip my windy wipers off and spend all day w**king and throwing it's own s**t around, but a proper little big eared gareth bale style one in dungarees that could drink tea out of a mug and laugh a lot. I wonder if argos do them.

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 31, 20:59:11

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