PM: Director General of the BBC

Dear General,

Thank you for promulgating the salary structure of your firm to the general public, it's nice to see who is getting what instead of lying awake night after night worrying about it. If you could please write a memo to your accounts department and infom them how I would like my £2.80 divvied up then that would be much appreciated:

Graham Norton £0.42p
The ginger farmery dude on the countryfile £0.12p
Little have-a-go sports chap on the bbc the breakfast £0.14p
Susie FW £1.03p
Emily Maitliss £0.9p
Laura Knuseesenbarge £0.62p
Paxo £0.167p
Kate Kinsella £15p
Spend the rest on biscuits if you like

Cheers buh,
T Blander

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 19, 14:09:44