Hey, I mind this one time, right. I was stationed out in Belize, right,

well not Belize but Kuwait and eventually we were allocated some portaloos and could stop communal s**tting in deep trench latrines hoo f**kun rah. I swiftly cottoned on that every day about nine in the a.m. the little honey wagon would trundle up and replace das khazi with a pristine one so i would make it my daily mission to get first dibbs. #standards

Around the same time we started receiving loads and loads of gear in ISO containers but there weren't enough equipment to unload them all so we had to hire civvy cranes to do the job.

Kuwaiti health and safety leaves a lot to be desired and the little fellers would hook up an container with just one chain from opposite corners and plonk it down on the desert.

fast forward a week of me watching this craziness amidst all the other craziness going on and i spied the honey wagon trundling up, grabbed an old newspaper and ambled over to await the changing of the guard. New trap in place i smartly occupied the gleaming dunny and settled down when all of a sudden the whole thing goes very dark 😳

...*Fokkme, they are actually offloading a fokking container right over my position*... 😬

Hence my entry in the guinness world record book for speed exiting a khazi. 🏃💨 🚽

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 19, 10:47:00