Man trapped in sewer eat s**t and die.

Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have s**tty time
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy
Learn to masturbate, come in handy
Good for girl to meet boy in park, But better for boy to park meat in girl
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock
Man who digs for gold in nose take out gilded finger
Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with penis in cookie jar f**king crackers
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger
Man with hand in pocket not necessarily looking for change.
Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk.
Naked man fears no pick pocket.
Man who masturbate only screwing himself.
The hand that turneth the knob opens the door.
Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
Man trapped in sewer eat s**t and die.
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
He who sniffs coke drowns.
Man who piss into wind get wet.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons
Never eat yellow snow.
Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely
to end up with splitting headache.
He who lives in glass house dresses in basement.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep s**t.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Elevator smell different to midget.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
He who sleep with itchy bum, he will wake with smelly thumb.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; and he who sniffs Coke, drowns.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Man who screws near graveyard is f**king near dead.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.
Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.
Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep s**t.
Man trapped in sewer eat s**t and die.
Hockey player on ice have big stick.
Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat.
Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off.
Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who paints on toilet door is a s**thouse painter.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Virgin like bubble. One prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Man with no legs bums around.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
It is Ok for s**t to happen. Shit will decompose.
Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who sit on tack get point!
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
War does not determine who is right; war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib; but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Posted By: pants, Jul 8, 19:27:26