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Alan goes back to the house where Sonja is talking to the builders, holding two cushions with her and Alan's face printed on:

Sonja: You just take normal photograph into Snappy Snaps. And he put photo on cushion! This cushion is called scatter cushion. It’s brilliant. I call it the scatter love cushion. Because it represents my love for Alan.

Carl: You can sit on his face!

Sonja: What do you mean?

Carl: Sit on Alan’s face. You know, it’s a joke.

Sonja: It’s a very filthy joke [Attacking the builders with the cushions] An Alan is hitting you! And I’m hitting you!

Alan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That’s English for stop a horse!

Sonja: He is being very disgusting.

Alan: What did he say?

Sonja: He say I sit on your face.

Alan to builders: Have you been spying on us?

Carl: No!

Alan: Sonja, I’ll handle this. Go and sit in the static home.

Alan to builders: Sorry about that.

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