Any tips on how to get rid of the screaming s**ts? Become boring now...

...smells worse here than a Senokot testing facility...

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Jul 6, 11:06:25

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Send them to the Mother-in-Law's house for a while
Posted By: Jacksons_Twelfth, Jul 6, 12:41:31
Cool Hand Luke it with 50 eggs
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jul 6, 12:23:03
A cork or buttplug
Posted By: Pixelman, Jul 6, 12:14:29
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I'll contact Haliburton and ask them for a downhole cement job!
Posted By: Kirrie, Jul 6, 11:28:14
Stop eating dodgy kebabs every night
Posted By: Old Git, Jul 6, 11:28:13
Immodium instants mate... lifesaver.
Posted By: norway, Jul 6, 11:22:26
two parts sand, one part cement should do it ;-)
Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Jul 6, 11:12:35
White rice. Nice and bland. Can soak up a lot of liquid.
Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 6, 11:10:33

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