You don't need to buy a goddamn thing.
Make swords and shields from cardboard boxes.
Make Roman helmets from old plant pots or papier mache if you have time.
Use an old sheet cut up to make a Roman tunic.
Those vile sandals you bought in Morocco '07 could pass for Roman at a distance.
Just use your loaf, pal. You're a bright lad. The Romans conquered the whole f**king world. Pretty sure you can rustle up a costume.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jun 28, 13:31:18
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