Joke

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Patrick jumps up and says in a broad accent, "Our next
door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."

Posted By: DDiM, Feb 10, 14:04:22