Bought a crab off an old boy by the roadside near Potter 'Am on the way back to caravan,

Weren't dressed, the crab, not me or the old boy, just had to prepare it with a 2lb claw hammer, which was apt, and a teaspoon. Lovely though. Accompanied by an Aperol Spritz. "Breathes on fingers and does up and down motion on chest" Nobody actually does that anymore, never knew what it represented tbh.

Posted By: shortfatb, May 27, 15:25:57