Oh yes. I was just thinking about that. I envisage him walking out of the office, all

emotional and trying to hug everyone, while they mumble back "Bye Alan" with a cursory glance at best before getting back to laughing heartily with Daniel Farke as he quotes his favourites from the official German joke book.

Eventually Irvine slips out of the door unnoticed, carrying his cardboard box of match programmes, a potted plant, a green and yellow paperweight and a framed certificate of points-per-game.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 26, 12:42:52