I went to see the local beekeeper woman, this should be fun...

She said best thing would be to leave them bee. Not sure if she was punning one off, but I'd like to think so. As I'm allergic to Bees she said it would probably bee best if I moved the birdbox well away from the house, at least a mile. So she's lent me a beekeepers jacket with a netted hood and a pair of gauntlets. What I am to do is... 😳 wait until it gets dark then... 😳😳 sneak up on the Bees and cover the hole in the nestbox with some gaffer tape and then... 😳😳😳 put the entire thing in the car and drive a mile or so away and then... 😳😳😳😳 rip the gaffer tape off and leg it. 🚙💨 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

If I don't make it back then Jumbo can have my adventures shed, pants can have my collection of screwdrivers, I bequeath my entire and extensive collection of assorted paint tins to the rest of you. It's been wonderful knowing you all and please troll responsibly.

Posted By: Tombs, May 23, 15:25:00