Here's mine then...

NAME: Danders
BIRTHPLACE: Norrrrf Laaardhaaaaan Taaaaaarrrn
BIRTH MONTH: The best month, November
CAR: Audi A4 Avant
FAVOURITE PLAYERS: Hairy Graham Paddon, Kevin 'The Cat' Keelan, Martin "Cossack Hairspray' Peters, Big Dave Watson, Dave 'Head Over Heals' Williams, Ian 'Chippy' Crook, Chris 'Gorlston' Sutton, Ruel 'Gnome' Fox, Robert 'Cabbage Doll' Green, Noneckeryby, Horsey, The Tester, Wessi to name but a few. Wessi is a sex god tho
MOST MEMORABLE MATCH: we drew 3-3 v Forest under Clough and Taylor - t'was my first ever game; Milk Cup semi v scum; Milk Cup final; v Chelsea when Fleck taunted us and Beasant lost the plot; 4-2 v Arse at old Highbury; 4-4 v Boro; Play off lose; Play off win and probably loads more
BIGGEST THRILL: Have to say most of the above and also Martin Olson's injury time winner against Newcastle was fun
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Most games at Selhurst Park and Craven Cottage and also the 4-5 Liverpool game, that one still hurts
BEST COUNTRY VISITED: Berlin so Germany, natch, but Iceland, Scandinavia in general and Italy (but not Rome) are all awesome as are parts of US such as Death Valley, coast around Big Sur and of course New York, Chicago, LA, San Fran etc. There's load more of the world I hope to see
MISC LIKES: Radio, making crap moooosic, travelling, eating good food, meat based products
MISC DISLIKES: Crap music taste
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Only Connect, University Challenge, Pottery Throwdown (RIP), Grand Designs, music docs that aren't s**t
FAVOURITE MUSIC: Small Faces, Jam, Sex Pistols, Specials, Steel Pulse, Bob Marley, Beastie Boys, Kraftwerk, Happy Mondays, Holly Cook, Fat White Family and so on
FAVOURITE ACTORS: Don't really have any that I'm aware of. Peter Sellers was good and my son can act up when he needs to
BIGGEST DRAG IN FOOTBALL: Loud moaners screaming "squeeze em. SQUEEZE EM YOU *****" at the players whenever an opposition player crosses the halfway line into our area
PERSONAL AMBITION: To retire ASAP (looking further away than ever tho)
WHICH PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET: Tressells Broadbrush

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 16, 20:55:49