can I be the first to say WAGNER OUT! if this comes to fruition?

WAGNER OUT

coming down here with his crazy "german ideas" and madcap obsession with painstaking preparation and peak physical fitness. we don't wnt that sort of tuetonic nonsense in our community orientated club danke very shoen. off with his kopf. get a proper british lad in who understands how to do things proper. like that lad mcarthy down the road. he'd have us purring like a hardly oiled machine in no time.

And by the way, why hent our club got a motto? it's a farkun disgrace. I suggest something latin and classy like "Hoofus Maximus Nillus Mindus il Dangerum" embroidered in comic sans in a scrill underneath the massive pingpong ball under the canary.

Posted By: Tombs, May 16, 14:36:50