Oh f**k it then.

NAME: APB (Andrew)

BIRTHPLACE: At home in Drayton, Norwich

BIRTH MONTH: August of course.

CAR: BMW 320d. Yeah, I know. Judge me.

FAVOURITE PLAYER: Holt, Huckerby, Hoolahan - the H bomb. Imagine all three on the same team...
Sutton, Fox, Crook, Gunn, Bowen, Culverhouse. I'm not playing by the rules.

MOST MEMORABLE MATCH: Probably the first one I remember as that's the one I've remembered the longest - April 1976, QPR at home. We won 3-2 to deny them the league in front of the Match of the Day cameras.

BIGGEST THRILL: Skiing, Kenya.

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: The family motto is "Should have done it sooner". I haven't even started procrastinating yet.

BEST COUNTRY VISITED: I can't pick just one, they're all amazing.

MISC LIKES: Food is up there. Beer is special for me, I think it's love. Having secret sex on people's porches when they're not looking. Sending cats to s**t in other people's gardens.

MISC DISLIKES: Passport queues. Rain, especially with wind. People with poor toilet training. Inconsiderate behaviour. Not having enough time.

FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Too much to select but any Chris Morris such as Brass Eye, the Day Today etc. Peep Show, the Smoking Room. King of the Hill. Good documentaries, anything David Attenborough has done, Ludwig. And obviously the Simpsons, the single greatest American contribution to modern culture.

FAVOURITE MUSIC: Too much to mention, but anything filtered through the spirit of 1977.

FAVOURITE ACTORS: None really as a favourite but there are always reliable indicators of quality - de Niro, Christoph Waltz, Brad Pitt (yes, really), Cate Blanchett and so on.

BIGGEST DRAG IN FOOTBALL: Cost. Modern football. Champions' League. Premier league monopoly. Obvious corruption. Need I go on?

PERSONAL AMBITION: Retire early and do less / more. Marry Kylie Minogue. Failing that just have an illicit affair with her, if she's down with that.

Why no favourite book question?

Posted By: APB, May 16, 12:14:11