Was cycling home and some piss head stag do w**kers shouted "your chain's flat mate" to

which I went "not as flat as your mum's tits"

To which I then sped right down a street cos the traffic lights were turning red...............

Which lead to another right which lead to a cul de sac. So I had to hide in case they were still there. There was a Sainsburys on the corner of the traffic lights and I could hear people talking

I eventually made a pedal for it and turned left when I realised they were all hanging outside Sainsburys

Ended up cycling the long way home

I was probably more drunk than they were

Posted By: pants, May 14, 00:20:03