NAME: Birdtholomew Endeavor Table
BIRTHPLACE: Edgware (Middlesex)
BIRTH MONTH: March
CAR: I hint never learnt ter driv, hev oi.
FAVOURITE PLAYER: Past: Fleck, present: Wes
MOST MEMORABLE MATCH: 25th May 2015 - Wem-ber-leeeeee
BIGGEST THRILL: Stepping onto the old terraced Barclay and seeing the pitch for the first time.
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: 1992 FA Cup semi-final
BEST COUNTRY VISITED: Australia
MISC LIKES: Beer, cheese, falling asleep in the afternoon, flags, the logos of American sporting franchises, Lego.
MISC DISLIKES: All the usuals like bigots, racists, Tories, the willfully ignorant, liquorice.
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Bottom, Seinfeld, Knight Rider, Stoppit and Tidyup.
FAVOURITE MUSIC: Electronica, Hip Hop up until about the year 2000. But anything really. Apart from Folk. Or Country. Or Hair Metal. Or any sound ever made by one of Mumford and Sons.
FAVOURITE ACTORS: Steve McQueen
BIGGEST DRAG IN FOOTBALL: Fletch and Sav and all that lead to Fletch and Sav and all that Fletch and Sav shall begat.
PERSONAL AMBITION: To keep my head down and get through it.
WHICH PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET?: I don't like meeting anyone really. But I'll go for Nigel Farage whilst sporting an armed suicide belt.
Posted By: bird table, May 13, 22:54:48
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