Sit down and let me tell you a story about days gone by...

before the days of iWrath and before tedious denial and counter-denial about who is really more right-wing than who and why they have problems with x, y and z. Back in the days when the mysterious Malkybarkid regaled us with odd dilemmas that would crop up in his daily life, when a strange character called Fierce Panda roamed these dark yellow pages, when Only1Doherty drank pints of piss and Clare's sister buggered up the custard; a barely human but extremely hirsute poster called only "jafski" would claim knowledge of all things electrical and mechanical, only for it to be a cruel sham. Oh the huge manatee.

Posted By: APB, May 9, 21:26:54