Also, while I'm at it...

All British football clubs to be owned by fan bodies / organisations. And no, the likes of Abramovich will have to produce actual evidence of them attending games when they were s**t. David Conn to be put in charge of regulating that mother.

Michael Gove to be employed as a teacher for 20 years minimum, in a challenging school, in say, I don't know, Lowestoft. Yeah, that'll sort him.

The banking sector to be relocated to Hull (sorry, Tricky, I'll put you in charge if that sweetens the blow). It will regenerate Hull, stop greedy f**kers moving to London and bring down house prices there.

Instead of all transport focussing on North / South, future spending to be on East / West improvements.

Regional governments - East Anglia having Norwich as capital, obviously.

Abolish the Royal family. They can have the Isle of Wight.

Posted By: APB, May 9, 15:59:13