Vote Trianglepatch

No PAYE / NI tax - all tax to be collected through goods taxation at checkouts / purchases by increasing to whatever

Tea is banned - it's coffee for pussys

Build the wall (round suffolk border)

First redraw county line, they can take Yarmouth and Gorleston, we'll have Newmarket and Bury St Eds

Popcorn size regulated into single option of those B&Q £1 orange buckets at the cinema

Dacia and Hyundai car drivers made to take a serious reflective look at their lives

Season ticket holders given power to vote out particular seat numbers at Carrow Road, once 6 nearby seats have voted the person has to GTFO

Susie Fowler Watt given the freedom of our fine city

Avocado is outlawed

Limit no. of MP's to c200 one for each major city, one from each county (sorry Ipswich)

Posted By: trianglepatch, May 9, 13:09:37