Vote Strappers
Free Apple Music for everyone.
5 day working week for everyone.
5 A Side football free for everyone on a Friday night.
£20 maximum football ticket.
Every pub in Britain to sell Doombar on tap.
Ban nationwide on skinny jeans.
Everyone will be made to watch Better call Saul.
Remove Greg Wallace from Masterchef.
Posted By: strap_on sally, May 9, 11:27:16
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Posted By: avenging canary, May 9, 12:38:43 - Can't be supporting the Doombar option. I'll have to make my own manifesto.
Posted By: APB, May 9, 12:16:52 - 2Hey Diane Abbott, every pub in Britain already does have feckin' Doombar on tap.
Posted By: bird table, May 9, 11:52:44 - 3I'm not wearing bootcut jeans
Posted By: Adster, May 9, 11:38:47 - Apple is Fuck
Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, May 9, 11:37:26 - I was with every point until the last one
Posted By: maidstoneyellow, May 9, 11:35:22 - 2Can you do something about James Corden being the PARKING MARSTAR?
Posted By: Bungle, May 9, 11:31:56 - Good start!
Posted By: Hulk Rules, May 9, 11:29:02
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