Flew my spy drone into the home dressing room yesterday

Wes was writing out a list of all the fans who didn't vote for him, he's never going to smile at them again

WebberLies was in there handing out P45s with the league position cheques, the Assistant Kit Man's a gonner I'm afraid

Delia kept trying to sneak a peek into the showers, MWJ wasn't amused

CamJam went to stick his kit into the open laundry basket and missed by 10 feet

Pinto and Olive had tied Bennett to a chair and were making him eat his UKIP membership card

Lovely bunch of lads

Posted By: Old Git, May 8, 11:36:56