not wanting to pimp jumblers sombre thread but, accidental comedy in dire situation yarn

Friday flew back from that there eastern yurp over the Alps, f**king serious mad turbulence pretty much the worst I've ever experienced, total s**tstorm. Plane banging about all ends up dropping people screaming, I was parping away a fair old bit. My mate was sat next to me and he's a proper full blown nervous flyer at the best of times. When the plane did a big old drop and shoved over sideways he shouted out in broad Glaswegian in the direction of the flight deck....

"FUKKERN *pause* DO SOMETHING!"

Fuck me 😳 I proper lolled

I've been lolling about it since...

"FUKKERN.... DO SOMETHING!" 🌬✈️ 😂 😂 😂

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 30, 21:30:12