I was stood at the back of a church at a christmas eve mass. Next to me was a woman who was extremely drunk.
I felt very sorry for her so to break the ice, I said in a friendly light-hearted way... You are even more drunk than I am. She then punched me and some people helped her to leave. The exit was only a few feet away. I saw the funny side.
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Apr 25, 20:44:21
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