basically they were moving to a new stadium and were concerned with dwindling attendences so they had a thunk about it and decided that the thing what was that was making fans stay at home. they worked out that the games were on the big f**k off tellys what the yanks have.
so the commanding officer of the dalls cowboys says all yankey like, hell yeah budweiser grits etc,"why don't we y'all build a big f**k off giant screen hd TV in the stadium y'all bubba burgers and make the screen ratio the same as what usacanary has at his luxury pad with all his ladyboys gosh danged it yeehaw.
so the dallas cowboys architect boffins worked out the ration from seat to massive giant tvs (they needed four) and they spunked (i dunno i forgot so i'll make the cost up for illustrative porpoises) like 12 million doallars on 4 tullys of massive sizeness.
thus the burger munching yank pickup pilots could sit in their big assed comfy seats at the footy (yank style) and watch it on hdtv like being at home. at the game.
off their heads. 🇺🇸ðŸ¤
Posted By: Tombs, Apr 24, 18:01:03
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