Just had my ears syringed (prefer microsuction matron)..

...out of each ear two perfectly spherical lumps of wax came out the size of beach balls...

I currently have the hearing of Daredevil...

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 13, 11:16:15

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When my mum got hearing aids she hated that she could hear herself peeing!
Posted By: shortfatb, Apr 13, 12:16:12
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Do you have to get a quack to recommend it these days or can you just say
Posted By: Old Man, Apr 13, 12:14:48
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DOESN'T EVERYTHING SUDDENLY SOUND LOUD?
Posted By: Bravo win or die, Apr 13, 12:00:56
Did it hurt
Posted By: Charles21, Apr 13, 11:44:54
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What?
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Apr 13, 11:23:36

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