whilst walking up a nice leafy pavement I became aware of a car very slowly following me - a bit like if I was a prostitute and they were the kerb crawler, however this was a police car, I gave the driver and his pal a hard stare thinking this is a bit OTT in case I didn't pick up the fenton poo!
anyhoo turns out Phillip Hammond lived next to where I was walking - wonder why he needs police protection, I don't even like top gear!
Posted By: Jumbo1, Apr 11, 12:23:54
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