Instead of giving Gibraltar to the Spanish why not offer them one of our other s**tholes?

We could let them have Ipswich, for example. Perfectly situated to resupply any armadas. They'd need to anglicise some Spanish traditions but they could do an annual Cockerpoo Run, fight squirrels in a big arena using toothpicks and small red capes fringed with pieces of acorn, and Mary Berry could disparagingly comment on socarrats with soggy bottoms. Plus post-Brexit the scummers would need a passport to get into the nicer areas which means the rest of us could control numbers.

Posted By: Old Man, Apr 3, 09:49:35