New York my story

Went to NY for St Paddies the year after 9/11. We has been drinking all day and I got into a conversation with a short rotund guy from Dublin who asked me my opinion on a young American woman who was standing in the bar.
When I said she seemed very nice he told me that she had been telling him for ages that she loved his accent and when he was just queueing for the toilet she walked up to him and asked him if he would like have sexual intercourse with her in the Disabled Toilet. He seemed quite indignant and asked me, "what kind of girl asks a man for sex when she has just met him and just likes his accent?" I said I was unsure what type if girl did this. "Aye", he said, "that's what I thought, so I just let her give me a blow job"

Posted By: shortfatb, Mar 20, 19:36:13