let's do some precision physics!

More to the point ,I've been doing some precision physics.

To make it interesting though I created a real life scenario whereby I borrow my father-in-law's massive big f**k-off rotovator however, it's been that long since he used it that it wouldn't start. Thick in arm and thick in head I deduced that I could grunt the f**ker up two ramps into the back of a trailer, if he could hold the towing eye end up in the air to lower the back of the trailer to reduce the angle of attack and get it started back at HQ.

Upon commencing the task I started to think I'd bitten off more than I could chew, this physics lark isn't so easy after all, no wonder it's so hard to get into Oxford University.

"Don't get fukkun beat" screamed out my inner Lambert, so purple of mush and sweating like a big sweaty mcsweaty thing in a sweatbox, I huffed and I puffed and I humped that mofo massive rotovator up the ramp, onto the trailer, across the axle line and momentum ahoy! right up to the end of the trailer, which resulted in the immediate invocation of Newton's 3rd Law that was very f**king swiftly replaced in no time at all with Newton's 1st Law namely; the resultant impasse between the base of the towing arm of the trailer and my father in-laws Metatarsals which were crushingly supporting a trailer and a rotovator on their very own. Ohh, pounds-per-square-inchtastic. 😬

So, what can be taken from today's Physics lesson dear science fans?

Not a big fan of precision physics is the father in law. Not a big fan at all.

Posted By: Tombs, Mar 20, 14:13:25