Curse news from Twitter

There's a rumour on Twitter that the current problems at Carrow Road is because of a curse by Mr. Sweets, Drinks and Chocolates (a very old man who used to roam Carrow Road's perimeter with out of date Kit Kats on his trolley - for younger viewers) who, after being hit on the forehead with a chewed up toffee for the nth time, swore that Norwich would remain a yo-yo club or have a rubbish season until somebody called out the legendary slogan "Sweeeeeeeets" in a higher pitch across the stadium than the great man Mr. Sweets, Drinks and Chocolates himself. Can this be done? Who is prepared to run onto the pitch and yell 'Sweeeeeets' in such a high decibel only a very young bat could hear the call? Until then, the curse will not be lifted, or so it is said.

Posted By: mickfoot, Mar 12, 10:09:12