The Legend of Timber Joey

"Timber Joey continues Timber Jim's trademark of cutting a round from a large log with a chainsaw every time the Portland Timbers score a goal. This round is presented to the goal-scoring player after the game. If the team achieves a shutout ("clean sheet"), the goalkeeper also receives a round.

Timber Joey has his own custom jersey with Portland-based outdoor tool manufacturer Leatherman as the shirt sponsor."

What would we (Norwich) have as our totemic, interactive mascot?
Some lad trying to sell you s**t from a little market stall behind the goal, once CamJam scuffs on in?

A girl, hair scrapped back tight and eyebrows drawn on, wearing a headset and miming selling insurance when Howson bloots on in from downtown?

A f**king bearded hipster putting the lid on his flat ethical wetsteamed soy latte, then wheelieing off on his vintage fixie?

Forza Timber Joey

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Mar 2, 12:41:20