Chum of mine in the Grenadiers

Big dinner, Prince of Wales present

Chef bit stressed, sends junior private out with urgent instructions to take orders for first course

Private enters mess, no idea what to do, stands on table and bellows "Oi! Hands up for soup!!"

Stunned silence, Colonel about to slay him, PoW meekly raises hand, others follow suit, all forgiven

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 28, 20:04:28