Dixon Etuhu

Been speaking to a Man City supporting mate about the derby yesterday and commented on how poor Etuhu was/is and his thoughts on him. His reply is below, I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Dixon Etuhu is a complete cock. He played a handful of games for City after coming through our youth academy. Because he was very big and very very black, Dixon decided he was the new Vieira. He therefore demanded that the club shattered their wage structure to sign him on professional terms or he would leave for a bigger club. Dixon Vieira promptly stuck to his word??signing for that colossal footballing institution that is otherwise known as Preston North End. Within several years Dixon Vieira was, to his amazement, out on his arse after becoming the target of North End's boo boys (they obviously didn?t know class when they saw it). However, East Anglia's favourite son Nigel Worthington knows class when he sees it. Dixon therefore now finds himself at Norwich, with their own fans seemingly questioning themselves, much to their bemusement, how (you?re a) Dick son ever became a professional footballer. This boy makes Joey Barton's transfer manoeuvrings look inspired. All hail the new Vieira!

Posted By: Wormo, Feb 6, 13:25:53