I once arrived at the office and a workmate stood up to shout to me across the room

that he'd dreamt I was kissing him passionately...

No one reacted visibly, although I spent the next 20 minutes responding to private messages.

He was quite an odd person, apparently calling on other workmates to give him massages in the toilets

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 20, 20:07:04