I don't know if I should tell you this.
I would like to apologise in advance. You shouldn't read any further unless you want to be permanently disturbed for the rest of your life.
Saturday night I dreamt you and I were fishing and where stranded out in the sticks (it looked very much like ringland but wasn't). Some how I saw your flaccid penis hanging out the bottom of your boxer shorts. Later my Dad came and picked us up in his van, and we dropped you off near a bridge where your wife and son where camped waiting for you with your broken down people carrier.
I am sincerely sorry about this. I don't know why or how this even happened. I might have to start taking drugs again in order to wipe this from my mind.
I nearly done you a PM yesterday but couldn't bring myself to admit what happened.
Sorry once again.
x
Posted By: Chris Peacock, Feb 20, 12:42:21
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