happened upon a car accident just outside the village. i thought uh on, that dunt look right buh is that car supposed to be on it's roof? i was first on the scene and i saw a young woman stumbling about beside the car in quite a distressed state. the road was covered with bits of car, loads of glass and all sorts of rubbish from her motor including maccy d wrappers, loads and loads of chocolates from them big family quality street tubs and all sorts of crap. i thought oh f**k don't let there be any kids in that car. i pulled up and asked her if she was ok and if there were any other passengers in the car, thankfully there wasn't and she was miraculously uninjured apart from a bump to the head. sorted her out, called the plod and ambulance and when they arrived f**ked off to the goal of the season competition. looking at the point of impact where she hit the verge on the bend to the final resting place of her car and the glass on the road i reckon that thing had rolled twice. she said she'd hit some mud on the road but i reckon she was texting or on the foon. lucky girl hope she learns her lesson if she was texting or on the phone.
Posted By: Tombs, Feb 11, 20:49:01
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