And Craig. And any other f**king Burleys I've not heard of. Why would I want to hear of them? Utter, utter, c**ts, by dint of being called Burley.
There's a part of Reading called Earley. Absolutely everyone who lives there is a c**t. Guaranteed. One hundred percent, yeast-infected, off-tuna-stinking c**t. Just because it f**king rhymes.
If your surname actually is Burley then do a f**king deed poll and soak your birth sustificate in f**king paraffin and stick it on a f**king rocket and direct it generally Saturnwards.
You'll still be a c**t, mind.
Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs, Feb 9, 01:25:56
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