I've heard that the nets in the goals at Colney have been removed

after HR and H&S considered them a risk, and they've been replaced with a patchwork inflatable paddling pools ducktaped and velcro'ed to the woodwork.

No wonder our lads don't score enough goals when they don't regularly feel the sensation of making the net bulge.

And who appointed the fastidious HR & H&S dept honcho's?

Whom?

Whom?

I'll tell you, *scans accounts* Nephew Tom.

*shakes fist towards direction of Snappy Snaps*

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Feb 8, 09:25:03