Saddam wouldn't have tolerated that bulls**t!

Here's the solution: Saddam Hussein is put in charge of Norwich, meaning we get rid of Worthy.

More importantly, the UN and the US are relieved of an embarrassing problem, being spared the agony of a lengthy trial which inevitably ends unsatisfactorily.

Hussein is aptly punished by having to take responsibility for our squad. The many terrible players that have come in this season are promptly transferred or dealt with in, um, some other way.

Everybody wins! Saddam for manager!

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 5, 20:07:16