One of the most closely guarded secrets in NCFC is

the password for Nigel Worthingtin's Football Bidnapper account

Just like the nuclear codes are handed from Prime Minister to Prime Minister, so the Worthy Bidnapper password is kept in the manager's personal safe, handed over at a secret ceremony in which oaths are sworn, sealed in blood.

Every Norwich manager since Worthy has made a solemn vow never to try to buy a player other than at the last possible moment for the least possible money.

AN is agonising about whether to add 99.99 euros to his Ajax bids to avoid being caught out by someone bidding in round numbers. But Bidnapper is ticking away ...

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 31, 10:44:09