What I don't understand about cyclists

is why they don't put a pair of shorts on over their lycra to hide their bulging manhoods. I wear lycra tights (for the want of a better word) when it's cold to run in, but I put an old pair of shorts on top so as not to enforce anatomically accurate visions of my arse or my meat and two veg on anyone I amble slowly past. Seems fairly obvious to me.

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 29, 10:40:04