From Guardian liveblog transfer window comments (little lol for me, Clive)

"Dimitri Payet's family have moved back to France because they don't like it here. They live not far from me in Loughton. We've got a Nando's, seven Turkish barbers, three 'vape' shops, 15 estate agencies and a couple of dozen places to get a fake tan. What the hell's got in to them?"

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jan 24, 12:51:24