CIA DECLASSIFIED: Uri Geller's psychic reading of the next Colney training session

AN: Right, naw, just stand there and watch that patch of turf, don't worry about tackling him, that's someone else's job

MZ: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed

AN: Eh, what?

MZ: I mean, here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you want me to stand here watching grass

AN: Naw, if the ball goes in there, run after it

MZ: Don't you want me to watch the other team's players, calculate the most probable trajectory...

AN: Naw, none of that s**te. That patch of grass there. That's your job.

MZ: Even if the other team's player is standing, say, there and the ball's coming over the...

AN: That. Patch. Of. Fucking. Grass. As if your life depends on it. Which it might f**king do at this rate.

MZ: Life? Don't talk to me about life.

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 19, 17:05:32