We're going to use poomers to patrol the left-side touchline

They'll be trained to snarl at the opposition but purr at our players. Game plan is to go one-nil up and then kick the ball out that side and they'll be too scared to take the throw-in so eventually all eleven of their players get sent off for timewasting and we win.

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 17, 13:40:34