Phone hacking transcript

Agent: Hey, Martin. You know you've been on at me for ages about getting a move to a premiership league club?

Martin: yes

A: Well, guess what

M: What?

A: No, guess

M: You haven't got me a move to the premier league, surely?

A: I bloody well have!

M: OMG! Which club?

A: They're a premiership league club

M: Yes, which club is it?

A: They play in the premiership league

M: Yes, but who is it?

A: they're an established premiership league club

M: Oh FFS it's Swansea isn't it?

Phone goes dead...

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