I've never thought about that

I guess you can predict what's going to arrive based on external factors. For example:

- snow/ice: lots of compound bone fractures

- Piers Morgan or Katie Hopkins open their mouth: recurrent uncontrollable reflux, risk of Barrett's oesophagus and adenocarcinoma

- Wes dribbles from just outside the circle and scores: lots of wrist strains, trapped ulnar nerves, uncontrollable priapism and penile fractures

- Canary Call: bruising of or over the squama frontalis, desensitisation of the trigeminal nerve from repeated impact of a palm or table

What other external incidents can help you predict what's likely to arrive on the slab?

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 13, 12:48:28