PM Jumbo1, re fierce fentons

When there is a chance of being confronted by a nasty dog, carry a sausage in your pocket to give to the dog.
Always ensure that the sausage is laced with Syrup of figs or any commercially available laxative.

It may not stop the dog being aggressive in future but imagine the satisfaction you will get, knowing that the f**ker will be s**tting all day and hopefully in it's owners house.

Or carry a loaded BB gun and shoot it in the face 😁

Posted By: emmaroyds, Jan 12, 21:32:57