226 quid! No-one's that good

Years ago I was on a packed tube going home one evening and stood close to two middle aged cockernees chatting loudly. One said: "Bloody hell, it's packed tonight". The other replied, "Yeah, it's that Madonna playing at Wembley tonight. My daughter's going - 20 fackin' quid a ticket! I wouldn't pay that to shag her" to much mirth from the rest of the carriage.

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Feb 4, 13:47:15