A few years ago I was in an unreasonably priced London restaurant,

a party of loud knarly bald types with very thin wives, took their place at the next table.

The chief loud knarly bald bloke spent about 20 minutes staring blankly through the wine list, before closing it, slamming it down on the table, leaping to his feet and shouting "fack it, Château Briand all round".

Posted By: tudders, Jan 1, 20:19:16